Think the Tory party can rest easy that nobody’s ever going to forget the 2017 Theresa May speech! The car crash that was the cough, the set falling apart, you name it – disaster central. But what really got us thinking: what the Hell is the ‘British dream’ she alluded to?

Yanks – now, they talk a lot about the ‘American dream.’ But Brits, never.

Is it keeping your fingers crossed that it will only rain three days out of seven if you have a staycation in Blighty? The hope that nobody will throw up on your night bus? Or the aspiration that you’ll be able to buy a property before you’re 50? (now, that would be a dream!)

Frankly, we’ve no idea. So, over to you.

Tell us on twitter or on our Facebook page what you think the British dream is AND then enter your email below.

The funniest/sharpest/cleverest answer wins a meal for two at the fabulous Boondocks in Shoreditch (pictured above) by Friday Oct 20th, 10pm because one thing we do know is that everybody dreams about FREE food!